Tuesday, 16 October 2012

Obama Romney Town brawl

As we await the 2nd presidential election debate tonight in Hempstead, New York,  I want to post a facebook discussions and almost down right insults i had from my friends who support Obama.

In response to a post by M that Biden was pounding Ryan i said the following

Yomi lawal- " Hehehe, now who pounded who? Obamas policies have fatal flaws even though if it appeals to many! He can debate them from now to kingdom come and he would always lose those debates, its like staying in an indefensible position during a battle, u don't fight harder, u simply get a better position! Just bcoz obama doesn't understand au there can b tax breaks without tax raises on a certain class doesn't mean its impossible na, anyways, 2 more debates abi, hehehe"

and my obviously pissed off guy said "Which policies have flaws Yomi? If you dont have specifics pls focus on GEJ's policies which affect you more!"

that was nothing more than a veiled insult hehehe, but I have a thick skin when it comes to making my point or exposing what i believe to be the truth.

Below is the rest of the posts on FB

Yomi Lawal " Best recent case, D death of d US ambassador. U can trace d root cause back to obama's foreign policy, if he hadn't blatantly ignored isreal I continue to assert d CIA wld av been warned by MOSSAD. Never in history

Thursday, 11 October 2012

ALUU Slain, Adieu but Rest Not In peace!


It was with Horror that i watched the handiwork of the Aluu community in Rivers state. I could only watch it once and i still cant get the brutality of it out of my head.
Those boys were so tired from the beatings that all they could do was lay back with the

Monday, 8 October 2012

How to talk yourself out of the White house


How to talk your way out of the White house!

"Yes we can!", but now he can't. I won't pretend to be an Obama fan; my friends know how much I dislike his policies and his politics.
For the first time however, yesterday, he disappointed me with his appalling performance

Tuesday, 25 September 2012

Living forever!


Immortality

This is something I have been pondering for years. Why do living things die? Why do people die? Why do we age? Is it possible to live forever? What tells our cells to die or tells the heart to stop beating?
Is that we have a specified number of heart beats and we die once those numbers are up? Or do we die because we have unconsciously programmed our mind to "know" that we can't live forever?

Many questions heh?
But here are my thoughts and I do welcome yours, it would be nice to live forever don't you think?

Friday, 21 September 2012

Lagos - State of coma


Too many laws in one state and we have  a state of coma!

My sister had a friend whom during a discussion was told that another friend of theirs was in a state of coma and he asked with all seriousness "which country is the state in?" Hehehe, ignorance at its highest order or is it just zero grasp of English language?

Well, it seems that state of coma is in Nigeria, look no further than Lagos state hehehe!

Lagos state is being legislated into a state of coma by the half literate state assembly bent on implementing all the laws they have seen in different states of the different countries they have travelled to using the tax payers hard earned money for 'estacode' (naija english no go kill me! hehehe) and flight tickets.


I believe that in those countries, their governments sat down and brainstormed on how to solve their local problem, took into account that those laws don't violate human rights and fulfilled their own social contract before coming up with such laws.

The funny thing is that the only laws our state assembly copy are those that require payment of fines by the violators and from the huge fines in relation to the minimum wage of 18000 naira, it seems they were too tired or just not mathematics savvy to prorate the fines in those countries to match our own minimum wage, so the fine of not beautifying your house is 250,000 naira, very stupidly funny isn't it?

And what is with the hefty fines tied to those funky laws? Seems more like they need more money after selling Lagos state to internal (I didn't mention acn o) and external companies in the name of PPP or BOT or whatever name they choose to call their vehicle for illegal taxation.

Guess they need to change their Prados (way to go Toyota)  and build more houses in estates like magodo and co where they disposed land owners of their lands through the land use act that pertinently needed to be enforced hehehe!

I took my time to carry out a little research on similar stupid laws in other countries and discovered that illiteracy is not peculiar to State of Coma assembly alone, hehehe, see the following links for such crazy laws. http://www.buzzle.com/articles/crazy-laws.html


And for the state of coma lawmakers go here http://www.strangestlaws.com you can go copy more laws from there, save the travel money for sensible things.

The difference between those places and Lagos is that the stupid laws are not all in one state. In fact they seem to exist in what you will call local government areas.
but the State of Coma lawmakers are so lazy they have simply copied and pasted so many laws (I hope they changed the names, won't be surprised to see "denver" or "delaware") that lagos would surely soon go into a law induced coma hehehe;

I won't also be surprised if they wake up tomorrow and come up with an alcohol induced law that its now a crime to insult the house members! Hehehe or where do such inspirations come from? it is unlawful for livestock to cross the road but if i hit an animal on the road i have to wait by it else i would be guilty of killing livestock that were not supposed to cross the roads hehehe!

Eko oni baje o!

Please what happened to the Latsma officials that committed perjury against that woman they tried to hang a murder charge on? Promoted I guess hehehe

And for those people lauding the ass of traffic laws, google "freedom" and "democracy" then repeat after me "I deserve neither", hehehe

Expect the "don't breathe whilst walking law soon"


Sent from my SeriousBerry® Workphone, from the Office. "..Disappointment is bedrock of ingenuity,
Adversity the encourager of pioneers.
To give up when trouble comes,
As funny as its wasteful.
Faith has nothing to do with the brain!.."

Monday, 17 September 2012

Time travel

A new week and the cycle of life continues. Busy weekend for me and a hiatus from the computer, hehehe, after four eyes what else?

I have always craved the ability to tell what's in the future, to see what is about to happen long before it starts. I'm still working on it for I believe like Einstein did that all of space and all of time is right here right now!, we are just moving through the time, the future already exists and affects the present as much as the past affects the present.

Lets assume we have the capability to travel very far, millions of light years away from earth and look back and get the 'God' view (similar to the way we look at ants crawling on the floor), to an ant, it takes ages or time moving from point A to point B, but to we humans who have an expansive view of all where the ants can go, we are effectively seeing its past present and future all at the same time; hehehe
Now dont argue, how else did people like Isaiah, Daniel, John and of recent Nostradamus peer into the future? It is because they had the ability to travel through time.

below is my theory on time travel as at 2010, hehehe, enjoy it! 


Time travel.

Its a thing we've been doing as human since the begining of time itself and i postulate it exists in three phases.

Wednesday, 12 September 2012

On Gov Sanusi versus Baba OBJ's no to 5000naira


Baba OBJ is a bad economist according to CBN Gov Lamido Sanusi because baba opposed the planned introduction of the 5000 naira note.

Now from a simple analysis of gov lamido's statement, that statement is contradictory! 
He said former Baba OBJ (since Mallam Lamido called him an uncle) introduced the
highest domination as president and that inflation went down during the period; doesn't that make Baba OBJ a good economist?

Also Broda Lamido Sanusi is indirectly saying that he is a good economist; I wonder why! Is it because he is the CBN governor?
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